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You won't believe this, it really is a classic Christmas tale.....

So the story starts here, my wife receives an email from somebody who thought it was their Mum - he was a Hargreaves and his Mum was an F.Hargreaves, strange but true. And no, it wasn't a call, or even a text, it was a Christmas email. In fact it was his Christmas list, and what follows will both shock you and make you laugh.

This is the list... MINE ARE THE BITS IN BRACKETS!

Hi Mumsie (Bad start I hear you say!)

A few ideas for Christmas, more to follow (Oh that's nice of you I hear you say!!), I will send an email to Grandpa, and another when he replies (Wow it's an email frenzy!!)



STOCKING LIST (Not just a Christmas list, this boy wants blood)



Protien - Whey protien tub (First and second spelling mistakes from Mr Charisma)

Cufflinks (Shock horror Gordon Gekko)

Collar straighteners (How about teeth straightners!)

Shirts/ties (How about Shir..T and ti..E)

Ipone (it's iphone mate!) running strap, I lost mine :-() (I had to work it out how to do that ridiculous face!)

Cable for my Panasonic camera, or USB SD card reader very cheap (Oh thanks for caring!!)

Shirts (Shirts again eh, bit greedy aren't we!!)

Razor, a whole razor please I lost mine (Wow any danger of you looking after something)

Books on sales and selling (Yes I know alarm bells are ringing)

Books-on how the city works (Yes it works with ***** like you in it)

Pants-Playboy (You have now confirmed all suspicions!)

Socks -any (Oh come on go for Playboy again)

Moisturiser (Playboy or normal?)

Exfoliator (What's that!)

Issey Mayake aftershave - Spray please not bottle (You get what your given ****head)

Body wash (How about soap for your mouth!)

Shampoo (2 in 1? or will the second email include conditioner?)

OK Breath folks, have a cup of tea, and get ready because her is her main list (I know it's a man but you get my drift)...............

MAIN PRESENT

Suit trowsers ? (Wow all the money in the world hasn't helped your spelling has it!)

A new overcoat? ('Flasher mac' or Crombie?)

Jacket? (Potato with Tuna Mayo?)

Boots? (I take it that isn't football boots!!!)

Gym Membership for a year? (Oh why not a couple of years!)

So there you have it, that is Master Hargreaves list to 'Mumsie' mistakenly sent to my wife. Incidentally, her reply was a classic, let's just say he hasn't emailed back.
It doesn't take long to form an opinion about this guy does it....top bloke!!
I may well let this email loose on society just to show how bad it looks, because the worrying thing is plonkers like this may well be sat drinking Pimms and lemonade one day and let loose to make some very bad decisions that affect the common man and woman - be afraid, be very afraid!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EH!!!

CH