To tweet or not to tweet

Two answers to my question about tweeting were much appreciated. One was giving me a link to the facebook freternity (cheers Spence) and the other was to remind me that I always harp on about not facebooking/tweeting/SMSing etc etc (cheers Anon) - and anon is right, as much as I would love to break into the 21st century phenomenon of 'techno jargon' I will stick to the old school form of contact, phone calls and print it will be.
Still, for the record I will leave you with ten classic Hargreaves tweets......

'Wife in Dubai, who wears the trousers?'
'Wife back, get the dinner on, I do!!!!! (Joking!)
'Bike ride at Halden, got lost'
'Chipped my tooth on an adaptor, fuming, and vain'
'All watching Peppa Pig, Hattie is the boss'
'Hair been chopped, boy band beckons'
'Gone surfing, back next week'
'Been for a run, back in tatters'
'Red wine flowing, new bottle required'
'Drinking tea and eating flapjack, living the dream'

CH