Tacky?

I was going to talk about something entirely different tonight but after having just turned on the laptop I was amazed at what I saw. On the Yahoo news page an horrific sight was suddenly there. Titled as the world's tackiest 'wag' car, Stephen Ireland (a good player and good lad as he is) has bought his girlfriend a Bentley. Not a normal Bentley though, at an already mind boggling 136,000 pounds this one has also been personalised - for a small fee of another 100,000 grand or so. Complete with pink leather seats embroidered with 'To Jess Love from Stephen', pink alloys, pink roof, and pink spoiler, it looks the proverbial 'Dogs.......dinner'!!.
Imagine rolling in to your local Tesco's in that bad boy!.
To be honest though, as bad as that car is, if he wants to buy his girlfriend a pink car or even a yellow and polka dot mansion he can. Why? because he is on 75,000 pounds a week, he is having the time of his life and he likes spending money!.
In the spirit of Stephen Ireland I am now on the lookout for a present for my non-wag wag. I have got a around 1200 pounds so I am thinking of an Escort XR3i mark 1. I'm going to roll with 22" rims, maybe some hydraulics, definitely some neon lights, and without doubt CHRIS AND FIONA stuck across the screen. I am ripping out the back seats and sticking either a hot tub in (Kenny's mate does them at a discount) or maybe a chill out area. I can't wait to see her face !!.

Tonight the children fell about laughing as dad turned 'pundit' on the TV. Thanks to all my freinds for all their texts, unrepeatable and already deleted!!!.

CH