Update

Apologies all round for not mentioning the ups and downs, the tears and tantrums and the ins and outs of my teammates lives over the last few weeks. Self absorbed with my own family tribulations, and training schedule, I know that I have neglected the 'lads'. so let us begin. Martin 'Gallagher' Rice has left the car school to join an Oasis tribute band, and to play for Truro. Scott Beaven is still on the longest barren spell known to man, he is still lifting weights 24/7 and has upped his protein intake to around 400g a day. Michael Poke is now a dad, no sleep and no money the theme there. 'Lamb' Mansell has been trying a Tommy Walsh with his new conservatory, he has trimmed the wool ever so slightly and is also trying to create a breakaway card school - Love to all the extended lamb clan.
Kev has been spending time at Jodes trying to get the 'Jude' look, eating at various tea rooms around the Riviera, hating my lack of contact, hammering the lads for not getting on the end of his corners and playing with cats and mice (it's still me and you mate!). 'Robbo' has as usual been spending as little as possible. Danny is still totally dominating 'Robbo'. Elliott keeps pretending to go in to the 'crusty loaf'. 'Hodgy' has gone to Truro on loan, a big loss to the card school. Stevie has been ill and is almost translucent.
Tyronne has been driving his new merc around Torquay with windows down and music booming, so has Scotty Rendell but with better music! Scott now has the longest hair at the club.."Gypo...Gypo....Gypo".
Nicky Wroe has stopped cycling 200 miles a week and has now put his bike in the garage for the winter
Mark Ellis has been winning MOM's and driving to Bolton to see his girlfriend and to check on JJ. 'Sillsy' is now a weights room demon and is also aiming to become a pianist. 'Toddy' has been enjoying the new baby (not his car), and trips to his beloved Swansea. 'Joycie' still hasn't spoken. Kieran Charnock has been doing core for the last three months, and is constantly sweating! Wayne has been painting the new nursery and buying every conceivable item needed for a baby.
Danny Mills and Marvin have bought a chemistry set.
And finally, I have got a cold neck!.
Apologies if I have left anyone out.
Those goof balls are a top bunch though and I know that they are a full 5% behind me too. Love you lads.

P.S MASSIVE shout out to Jase and Sarah who are getting married tomorrow. Since moving our little family down to Devon you guys have been brilliant mates. We have dined in and dined out, we have been clubbing and been caravaning, we have laughed and cried (Wembley, and you three at X-factor). There has been surf, tattoos, bombs and magnums, but most of all there has been friendship. Hope you have a great day tomorrow and if either of you change your mind at the last minute we can put up a spare bed in no time!!!!! That's what friends are for!.


CH